"I Don't Know" is A OK

New information is an excellent thing. Jumping to conclusions about new information for shitty reasons is a non, non, non-excellent thing.

Recently, The New York Times exposed the U.S. Department of Defense's Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program; a shadowy scheme managed deep inside The Pentagon with an acronym that doubles as the answer to "What does an Applebee's server exclaim when the white trash family leaves?"

A...A TIP?

A Little Knowledge...

This picture of noted awesome guitarist Tom Morello made the front page on Imgur recently, presumably because, like its subject, it is awesome.

Why is on the back of his guitar, though?

For those of you unfamiliar with Tom "Meat Swinger" Morello (that was his nickname during his brief tenure as a male stripper) (no, we are not joking), he was/is the guitarist for Rage Against the Machine, and he is an absolute beast. While he was earning that honors poli-sci degree from Harvard, he was also practicing the guitar for 8 hours a day, inventing new ways to make sound come out of the thing. Between his wah-wah pedal and Zach de la Rocha's amazing vocals, Rage became one of the most unique musical acts to come out of the 90s. Even if you don't 100% agree with their politics (and we don't), nothing makes you more ready to start a mass revolt than RatM.